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Answering Machine Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a ... |
31,885 |
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Blind Man at the Door A lady was in the bathtub and heard the doorbell ring. She shouted, "Who is it?"
"The blind man," w... |
238 |
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Confucius Say Confucius say: "He who neglects to pay his electric bill shall be de-lighted."
Confucius say: "He w... |
193 |
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You got to know golf A man picks up his golf-indifferent girlfriend after he has come from the links. While he's driving ... |
1,217 |
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Lots Of Love There was this lady who always thought LOL meant "Lots of Love". She managed to go through computer ... |
126 |
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the stupidness of human kind... a kid a man and a grandfather are in a barn and there are 3 killers chasing after them. the man hide... |
235 |
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Random Stuff To Live By TIS' BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND APPEAR A FOOL THAN TO OPEN ONE'S MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT. if you... |
161 |
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Guess I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white.
I licked it once... |
1,270 |
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Ponder This... Ponder Me This, Batboy
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing... |
258 |
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Dog prob A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" ... |
99 |
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