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Driver's License
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy... |
174,084 |
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Dying of Lung Cancer
Dying of Lung Cancer
A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old... |
7,055 |
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Efficiency at the Restaurant
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter... |
91,088 |
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Elderly man in Confession
An elderly man goes into the confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, ... |
57,604 |
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Elephant at the Zoo
Elephant at the Zoo
A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach ... |
9,769 |
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Essay Errors
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Des... |
1,840 |
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Estate Planning
Estate Planning
Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died.
He decided... |
3,542 |
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Excuses for staring at ladys chests
1.I wasnt staring at her boobs, my eyes were.
2.I wasnt staring at her boobs i have two wandering e... |
542 |
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Extra Large Condom
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.
He replies,... |
76,659 |
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F*****G DEAD PEOPLE!!!
There are things that everyone wants to be: Not hated, loved, known, and mainly be known around the ... |
162 |
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