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Ford and Women
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you'... |
101,662 |
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Turner Brown
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big gu... |
99,435 |
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Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of Mother Superior is ... |
95,091 |
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Efficiency at the Restaurant
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter... |
91,088 |
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I Have to Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."... |
89,150 |
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Psalm 129!!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift ... |
88,279 |
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Pay Attention
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human bo... |
85,385 |
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License Plate
TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE ANSWER.
It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months... |
83,285 |
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New Church
Three couples were attempting to be admitted into a new church. The priest said, "Well, the only way... |
83,257 |
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Use More Soap
A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in he... |
81,181 |
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