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The Plan!
THE PLAN
a.. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
b.. Allow those women wh... |
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Baby Ain't Got No Ears
Billy Joe and Bertha gave birh to a baby boy that didn't have any ears. Everyone who came to see the... |
1,892 |
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Three old ladies
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a naked man ran by. Two of the old ladies immedia... |
1,858 |
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Essay Errors
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Des... |
1,840 |
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Sliding
3 old women were in a bar talking about how loose they were.
The first woman said, "I'm so loose, m... |
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out fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the d... |
1,709 |
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Sleeping Pills
A guy was having trouble sleeping, so he told his daughter to go to the doctor and ask for som sleep... |
1,662 |
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Hmmm...Fishing or Fucking....
#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#18 - You don't have to hide your ... |
1,648 |
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What You find on hallmark cards
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for... |
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Flat Tire
?How?d you blow that tire?? ?Ran over a milk bottle.? ?Didn?t you see it?? ?Damn kid had it under hi... |
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