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Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes
Hilarious Quotes From Demetri Martin My Personal Favorite Comic
?I wonder what the most intelligent... |
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Little Old Lady In Court
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Atto... |
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Would You Like a Wank?
A middle-aged business man is feeling a bit stressed so he books himself a massage. The day comes an... |
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When you think you have the wrost job
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy an... |
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Doctor Stories
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff... |
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A warning to Grandmas -- Watch what you say!
A warning to all Grandmas... be careful what you say... Little Stevie was staying with his grandmoth... |
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Child of a Porn Star
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her... |
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A Blonde on a Date
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they st... |
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The Ghost
A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system ups... |
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Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I will tur... |
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