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Man Falls Asleep At Church... One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ... |
2,864,536 |
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The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsign... |
381,716 |
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Car in Heaven Three guys died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and said, "I know that you gu... |
202,109 |
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God is Missing A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always gett... |
166,359 |
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Which Hole Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed i... |
138,966 |
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Fallen From Grace There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery... |
123,361 |
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Two Nuns in an Alley Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical and... |
114,519 |
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Different Views from Different Pews A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of... |
109,746 |
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The Beautiful Girl at Customs A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask... |
108,954 |
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Ford and Women Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you'... |
101,662 |
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