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Husband Quotes
1. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
2. Marriage is a 3-rin... |
29,111 |
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth i... |
26,805 |
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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because ... |
25,415 |
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25 Words of Wisdom
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 i... |
24,843 |
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Things Aren't Always As They Appear
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!
A WOMEN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpec... |
24,238 |
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Quotes from Celebrities
"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solutio... |
24,231 |
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George Carlinisms
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?... |
23,181 |
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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual m... |
22,632 |
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Noah's Ark Today
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ... |
22,216 |
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I Only Want 100
There was a little boy who prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no res... |
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