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Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working o... |
43,189 |
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Porsche 911 Twin Turbo and Moped
A very self-important young man goes out and buys what he believes is the best car available: a 1997... |
43,410 |
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Playing the Game
Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A... |
32,702 |
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Jesus is Watching You
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the livin... |
149,146 |
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Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and order... |
12,811 |
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What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a ... |
21,666 |
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Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our co... |
25,204 |
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Speed Trap
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as ... |
75,070 |
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Things I Learned from Children
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor won't be strong enough to rotate a 42-pound bo... |
104,434 |
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Monkeys, Dogs and Leopards
Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around,... |
4,249 |
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