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Excuses, Excuses
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
I think a good portion of these ca... |
43,610 |
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Porsche 911 Twin Turbo and Moped
A very self-important young man goes out and buys what he believes is the best car available: a 1997... |
43,410 |
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Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working o... |
43,189 |
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He Said...She Said...
He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra;... |
42,664 |
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The Competition
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin... |
42,550 |
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13 Things To Do At Walmart
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all ... |
41,730 |
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10 Worst Company URLS
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today?s world you need a domain name. ... |
41,669 |
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Drivers Licence Test
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of... |
41,504 |
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Uneasy Wishes
A mafia king is lying on his sick bed when he calls in one of his godsons. "Mikey, get over here," h... |
38,572 |
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Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that... |
38,256 |
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