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Blind Man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to th... |
29,560 |
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Half a Head of Lettuce
A man walked into a supermarket, asking to buy half a head of lettuce. The stock boy told him that t... |
28,689 |
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The Rules of Orders
(1) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either... |
28,169 |
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Philosophies
Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If a motorist cu... |
27,673 |
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Full Stop
A police officer (who shall remain nameless) pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign.... |
27,041 |
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Bumper Stickers
EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.
If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!
Lif... |
26,650 |
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The Kids & The Cop
A police officer thought he had a perfect location to watch for speeders until one day everyone was ... |
26,473 |
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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carbur... |
26,308 |
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City Boy Farming
There was this city boy out on a vacation in the country. He's driving along when he notices a farm ... |
26,071 |
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Candybar & Lifespan
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one... |
25,963 |
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