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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat... |
27 |
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A day on the bus A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." ... |
35,117 |
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The Difference Between Hypotheically and actuality Timmy comes home and tells his dad:"dad i have to be able to tell my teacher the difference between ... |
864 |
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A Crowbar From K-Mart A redneck is sitting in a bar drinking minding his own business when a large asian man goes over to ... |
201 |
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Yankee Fan "I am a Yankees fan", a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone... |
135 |
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jebediah A guy walks into a bar, and asks for a beer.
He slams it back and slams the mug on the table, and t... |
1,380 |
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Kids Say the Damndest Things my grand-dad sent me this;
ok, so this guy wanted to see how people could connect taste to colour, ... |
151 |
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martooni A lady walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her... |
805 |
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dog in elevator At a hotel in California, There's a black woman in an elevator. she has a dog who is running around ... |
56 |
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I need it badly Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need ... |
1,123 |
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