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He Said...She Said...
He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra;... |
42,664 |
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A day on the bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." ... |
35,117 |
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Fun Things to Do to Telemarketers
* Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. S... |
27,756 |
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Bumper Stickers
EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.
If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!
Lif... |
26,650 |
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Funny Sayings
- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you'll get disconnected. - I'm an angel, hone... |
24,526 |
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The Best Beer
After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy ... |
23,367 |
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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual m... |
22,632 |
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Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes
Hilarious Quotes From Demetri Martin My Personal Favorite Comic
?I wonder what the most intelligent... |
21,726 |
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really smart kids
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said... |
18,183 |
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Shit Happens!
These people prove it is a terminal condition. As always, competition this year has been keen. The c... |
12,924 |
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