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Ten Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're crui... |
79,258 |
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Texas Heat
You know that you are in Texas when:
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of dista... |
7,795 |
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Survivor, Texas Style
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survi... |
13,462 |
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Blonde in First Class
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class se... |
190,599 |
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Bicycle Safety Violation Ticket
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h... |
163,567 |
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Foreign Exchange Rates
A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two week vacation. He went to the bank as ... |
8,990 |
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Over the Airline PA
Here are some supposedly true humorous statements by several airline flights crews. Occasionally, ai... |
66,425 |
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Dear Santa
If Santa answered his mail honestly...
---------- Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer... |
15,006 |
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How Retarded Can One Be?
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of hi... |
2,404 |
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Where Y'all From?
Texas or New York
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplan... |
7,042 |
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