Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then a bakery.

Yo mama's like a cell phone, first she is virgin and now she is pay-as-you-go.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.

Yo mama's so fat she dosn't break a sweat she shaders it.