Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Telly
Telly who?
Telly
your friend to come out.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Termite.
Termite who?
Termite's the night!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mamie.
Mamie who?
Mamie a new dress!