Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bargain.
Bargain who?
Bargain up the wrong tree!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zubin.
Zubin who?
Zubin eating garlic again?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra boom-de-ay!