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When Mom Is Away
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?How?d you get along with Dad while I was away??

?Just fine. Every morning he took me down to the lake in a rowboat, and let me swim back.? ?Isn?t that a long distance for you to swim??

?Oh, I always made it alright. Only trouble I had was getting out of the bag.?


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