a couple were in their home and the wife told her husband,"honey could you please fix my car?" and the husband told her, "what do i look like to you a machanic?"

the next day the wife told her husband,"honey could you please paint the fence?" and the husband told her,"what do i look like to you a painter?"

the next day the wife told her husband honey,"honey could you fix the table?" and the husband told her,"what do i look like to you a carpentor?"

the next day the husband came home and found the fence painted the car fixed and the table. so the wife told him that the neighbor made her the favor.so the husband asked,"what did you give him?".

and she said,"well he gave me to choices either bake him a cake or have sex with him".

so the husband told her,"you baked him the cake right?"

and she said,"what do i look like to you a baker?"