Three guys were sitting around the campfire discussing just about evarything. After having quite a bit to drink they started arguing about who is the toughest man among them.

The first guy said, "I was hit by a car going 40 mph and I stood up without a scratch."

The second guy said, "Once a snake attacked and wrapped itself around me. As it tried to swallow me whole I bit its head off."

The third guy said nothing. He just sat there poking the fire with his dick.