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Totally Automated Plane
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A man waas going on a business trip for his company and he was put on a totally automated plane.

The plane was flown by computers was controlled by computers and everything was run by computers.

The man was sitting there very comfy when the usual voice came on that always came on when you start to fly but of course this voice was computer automate so it sounded kina strange.

" Hello, I'm Susan your automated attendant. If you need anything just say Susan and ask what you need. You are on the first automated plane ever bulit. This is the safest plane because it is ran entirely from computers. So no doubt nothing can go wrong go (go wrong go wrong go wrong...)


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