1.You eat something that's actually pretty good, then realize it's the paper plate.

2.You cut your hand on the Jell-O

3.The meat loaf comes with a chainsaw.

4.No one minded the school power outage because they didn't have to see what they were eating.

5. Even the teachers have food fights.

6.The coffee was ground this morning--literally.

7.Your hamburger has a tail.

8.The sponge cake is made of actual sponge.

9.Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue.

10.The kindergarten turtle looks pretty tasty compared to the cafeteria food.