Two men went to party out in the woods with their brand new jeep and a case of beer. They finally got done partying and decided to leave. They took off on the trail and about 5 minutes later, an old man appeared in the passenger window. The driver noticed the old man and told the passenger to ask the old man what he wanted, disreguarding the fact that the old man could keep up with the jeep, going 25 miles an hour. So the passenger rolled down his window and asked the old man what he wanted. The old man replied "Got any tobbaco?" So the passenger gave him a cigarette.

The driver, now feeling spooked by the appearance of the old man, went even faster, now doing 50. 5 minutes later, the old man was back. The passenger rolled down his window and asked him what he wanted this time. The old man said "Got a light?" So the passenger threw a lighter at the old man. Then the driver floored it.

Now pushing the jeep to the max, the old man, sure enough, was back in another 5 minutes. The passenger, really scared now, rolled down his window and screamed, "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT NOW?!" The old man, slightly chuckling replied, "Want some help gettin' outta the mud?"