Three funny songs:

(To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It") If the government is mad then bomb Iraq (boom, boom) If the government is mad then bomb Iraq (boom, boom) If the government is mad, Then let the bomb become a fad If the government is mad then bomb Iraq (boom, boom)

(To the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Light a match and start to scream, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Watch your home burn down to ashes, fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la Aren't you glad we played with matches? fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

(To the tune of "Jingle Bells") Crashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Through the woods I run Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I might be dead Someone call the hospital Before I lose my head