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Three Monkeys & A Squirrel
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was doing a monkey impression.


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