"Those Were the Days"

to the tune of the "All in the Family" theme, as sung by Homer and Marge Simpson

Homer: Boy, the way the Bee Gees played,

Marge: Movies John Travolta made,

Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,

Homer and Marge: Those were the days.

Marge: And you knew where you were then,

Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben,

Homer and Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again.

Homer: "Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac

Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,

Homer: Michael Jackson still was black,

Homer and Marge: Those were the days.