A young priest showed up at his new parish, and introduced himself to the Pastor.

"How was your journey here, young man?" The older Pastor asked, as he walked the younger priest to his quarters.

"Well, I had a long journey, and ended up staying the night at the Convent of Saint Anne."

"You spent a night at a convent??? Did you maintain your solemn vows?"

"Why yes father, I did."

"How is that possible, when you spent the night surrounded by many young women?"

"I didn't get nun."