A priest in a church stood and began to preach.

"I am glad that all of you wonderful people came out to support god," he began.

A woman stood up. "Sir, I'm only here because my husband brought me here. I'm Jewish. And this only proves a point to everyone that going to church does not make you a christian just like standing in a garage doesn't make you a car," she explained to him in a stern voice.

But the priest does not get mad. He only smiled. "Why do you figure this?" he asked her.

The woman took a breath and began her story. "When I was eight, my father told me what I told you now. I went into the garage to test this out," she said.

The priest continued to smile. "And what did you find out?"

"Well, he was right, despite some asshole for trying to ride me."