There was Ten Monks. It was confession time, so they all head to the monestary. The main monk asked what they did wrong.

The first monk said, "I didn't stick to bread and water, I had McDonalds last night," and the main monk said to drink some Holy Water. The second monk confessed so the main monk said, "Go drink some Holy Water."

The last monk was asked what he did. "I can't tell you..." said the last monk. The main monk said, "We are not here to judge. Just go drink some Holy Water."

The last monk said, "But that's the thing, I pee'd in the Holy Water!"