(Originally by Lydia E.)........... ( I just made it freakin' awesome)

One day, a boy was out walking and he saw a mango in a mango tree. Feeling hungry, he decided he wanted the mango to eat. Climbing the tree, he reached the mango. He put out his hand and felt to see if it was ripe. Deciding that it was ripe enough to eat, the boy promptly climbed down and began pelting stones to knock down the mango.

He couldn't get it open, so a chick came and helped him get it open.

Moral of the story: It takes two to mango!