Joe woke up on Saturday and to notice he had forgot it was his wedding anniversary and did not give his wife a gift she was very mad she demanded her gift be in the drive way and it go 0 to 200 in 5 seconds the next day so the next day Joe got up early got the gift put it in the drive way then went to church his wife woke and looked out the window to see a little gift box she put on her robe and went out side opened the gift to see a bathroom scale!