Two guys were out in the wilderness camping. In the middle of the night, after alot of drinking, they both seek a place to relieve themselves.

"Wow, it's a good think I'm taking a piss" said the first guy.

"Why do you say that?"

"This entire area is covered in poison ivy."

"Oh fuck!"

"What's the matter?"

"I took a dump and wiped myself with some leaves."