Ok, there was a blonde who walked into a store and asked a lady..."can i buy this toaster?" The lady said "no we dont serve blondes." The blonde dyes her hair brown, goes ino the store and says..."can i buy this toaster?" The lady then replies..."no we dont serve blondes." So the blonde goes and dies her hair red and asks the lady 1 more time.."Can i plz buy this toaster?" The lady then replies again.."No! We dont serve blondes." The blonde asks the lady how she knew and the Lady said.. " because thats a microwave." (Get it its not a toaster..lol )