A researcher was doing an experiment on children's taste-buds. He had blindfolded a second grade class, and given them all one Life-Saver candy. Then he told them to taste it, and tell him what kind of candy it was.

They all tried, and could not figure it out, so he gave them a hint. "Its something that your parents might call each other sometimes."

The a little girl spit hers out and cried, "Everyone, spit them out, they're a#@holes!!"