A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

SALESMAN: "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN: "Is your daddy there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with him?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "He's busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anyone else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The fire department." SALESMAN: "Can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anybody else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The police department." SALESMAN: "Well, can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy."

SALESMAN: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?"

LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're looking for me."