yo mama is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said "soory no professionals" <=[

yo mama has three tongues and she talks like this, like this, like this...

yo mama is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone!!!

yo mama is so poor when robbers break in they leave money!

yo mama is so fat she sat on a gamecube and made four gameboyz!!!

yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!!!

yo mama is so stupid when the bus stopped she thought it was a twinkie!!!