Osama was killed by a US bomb, and immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men.

"Will the Star Trek Convention Klingon Council Break-Out Session now commence?"

Osama grew panicked, and ran out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself.

"This is not the paridise I was promised in the Quoran."

"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"