This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS

#1: ?lease divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.?#2: ?ecommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.?/p>

#1: ?his is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.?#2: ?o, I say again divert YOUR course.?/p>

#1: ?his is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!?#2: ?his is a lighthouse. Your call?