A man and his wife had six children and the man was very proud of that. He would boast and brag in any way possible about his six little children. He even got so happy about it, he sometimes called his wife "Mother of Six," much to her dismay.

One night they were at a dinner party and the man thought that it was time to go and wanted to know if his wife agreed. "Are you ready to go, Mother of Six?" he screamed over the crowd. His wife, extreamly pissed off, answered, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four!"