There was a little boy in church who needed to pee. "Mommy,i need to piss."He told his mom. "Don't say piss in church,Next time,say whisper."She told him The next sunday,he really needed to pee as he drank a few bottles of water a few hours back. "Daddy,I need to whisper."He whined His dad replied,"Okay,Come on, whisper in my ear."