There were three groups. The Mexicans, the Americans, and the Chinese. they were all headed to a new land. The mexican got there by ship, the american got there by plane, and the chinese got there by foot. so the americans and mexicans were arguing about who got there first. then all of a sudden the chinese walk up and say they got there first. then the mexicans and americans looked at each other and laughed. and they asked" are you crazy?" then the chinese said " we chinese, we so smart, we lay atomic fart. fart go boom we go zoom, thats how we get here so soon!"