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Johnny and Jane were hiding behind a bush, naked. Jane pointed down to Johnny's penis and asked "What's that?? "I don't know" replied Johnny, "But what's that?" he asked, pointing down to Jane's vagina. "I have no clue! Why don't we go home and find out what they are."

So Jane went home. He mum was getting changed in the bedroom, so Jane asked her mum "What's that?" "That is a garage for a really long limousine with only two wheels at the back!" replied her mum.

Johnny's dad had just come out of the shower. "Dad, what's that?" he asked. "Well, son, that is a really long limousine with only two wheels at the back." "Oh" said Johnny.

The next day, Johnny and Jane met up behind the same bush. They both stripped down. ?What?s that?? asked Johnny. ?This is a garage for a really long limousine with only two wheels at the back! What?s that?? ?This is a really long limousine with only two wheels at the back! Can I park my limousine in your garage??


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