Life is like being a tree.

Imagine it Your a beautiful tree hanging out with your buddies in the woods.

All of a sudden Your chopped down, stripped of your clothing, chewed into bits, soaked in water,smushed into sheets, cut into strips, perforated,and then to end it all you either get soaked in snot or you wipe someones greasy hairy butt.

But look at the bright side of it, you get reunited with Your buddies at the end of the line who have been through the same crap you have. :)