my grand-dad sent me this;

ok, so this guy wanted to see how people could connect taste to colour, so he went to a kindergarden class and gave all the kids lifesavers.

the first kid said, "this is cherry, so it's red."

the second kid said, "this is grape, so it's purple," and it kept going on like that.

eventually, he gave them all a honey flavored lifesaver and no one could figure out what it was, so he said, "i'll give you a hint. this is what your mommy might call your daddy sometimes."

then this little girl jumped up, spit hers out, and screamed, "OH MY GOD! they're ass holes!"