Yo mama so fat she breastfeeds yoguart on one side and koolaid on the other.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitional pull.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is planet.

Yo mama so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Yo mama so black she has to wear black gloves when she eats chocolate.

Yo mama so fat she fell down and knocked the earth out of orbit.

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico she farted and caused Hurricane Katrina.

Yo mama so fat her weight is her phone number.