An American, a Frenchman, and an Indian were trying to determine the nationality of Adam and Eve.

The American said, "Adam and Eve were clearly Americans. They had abundant material wealth all around them. For them, it was paradise."

The Frenchman said, "Adam and Eve were French. They were beautiful and had a passionate, loving relationship."

The Indian said, "Adam and Eve were clearly Indians. They were naked, cold, and had only an apple between them to eat. Only a true Indian would call this paradise!"