Chuck: Every time I'm with Sarah, she drives me up a wall. C.J.:You mean she's that annoying? Chuck:No, I mean that she's a bad driver!

Doc.:Do you know what your blood type is? Patient: I think it's red.

Man:What's the last letter in the dictionary? Kid:Z you moron. Man:Nope, dicionary ends in "y".

Store Clerk:May I help you? Shoplifter:No, I'm helping myself, but thanks.