"Luke, I am your... GRANDMOTHER!" "NOOOOOOOOOO (Luke interrupts himself) Wait, hold on, you're my what?" "I'm your grandmother, the one who bakes the cookies, knits the sweaters, nags you for hugs and cookies. You know, your grandma!?" Oh, okay, NOOOOOOOOO!" (Grandma Vader interrupts Luke)"You want some cookies from dear old grammy?" "Um, sure. Hey, wait a second, are you just pretending to be my grandma and feed me cookies that just possibly have poison?" "Abort, abort, he's onto us, Darth Sidious!!!!" END