A blonde woman entered a public library ready to eat a satisfying meal and went up to the librarian. She told the librarian:

"May I have a double cheese burger with a diet coke?"

The librarian, being fairly shocked, stated:

"Ma'am, this is a library."

And the blonde, realizing her stupidity, then whispers in the softest voise she can get:

"May I have a double cheeseburger with a diet coke?"