Q:How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? A:Open the door and put him in there!

Q:how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? A:Take out the elephant! Then shove the Giraffe in and close the door.

Q:The Simba from the lion king called for all the animals to come to his party; which one didn't come? A:The giraffe because he was stuck in the refrigerator!

Q:You must cross a lake but it is full of Crocodiles and Alligators. You can't row, there's no bridge, you can't fly, and to get across you have to physically touch the water. How do you get across? A:Just walk across; all the Crocs and Alligators are at the party!