These are anti jokes - but I love them so much! Want to piss off your roommate? Then ask the following questions.
What is brown and sticky? (don't let him/her answer beofre you) A stick
What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff
What is yellow fluffy Pink Fluff had an accident
What is red and fluffy? Pink Fluff in Love
What is green and Fluffy? Pink fluff jealous of other fluff
What is black and fluffy? Pink fluff dead.